“Yeehaaw, I’m back baby” declares Rest and Be Thankful

The stretch of the A83 that passes through the Rest and be Thankful has declared this latest landslide to be the best yet.

“I am really delighted to have gotten in your way in such a spectacular fashion” declared the unstable hillside.

“Not only have I managed to get a whole lot of mud on the road, I have also managed to get a whole lot of rocks on the road, class”.

“Enjoy the Gourock ferry or better yet, not visiting Argll.”