Terrible Whisky to be disguised as English

The Scotch Whisky Alliance Group (SWAG) has begun it’s cunning plan to disguise all Whisky that tastes of battery acid as English.

“Ahaha, yaaaas, this is our best scheme yet” said SWAG chairman Tam MacDram.

“It’s very simple actually, good whisky is to be known as Scotch whereas absolute pish (as it is known in the industry) is to be blamed exclusively on the English.”

“Nothing screams quality Scottish produce less than Big Ben, the Union flag and a weapons grade fud in a suit. The perfect disguise.”

This latest scheme follows a successful Scottish Government initiative to fly the Welsh flag over Invergordon and Lochgilphead.