Smiling Twat Waves Suitcase at Friends

A smiling twat has waved a suitcase outside of some houses in London unveiling a budget or something.

“Suitcase Twat” then proceeded to give a speech about tax and beer to a large group of friendly twats and a slightly smaller group of angry twats sitting directly opposite them.

Whisky duty on exports has been cut which is fantastic news for German alcoholics.

The tradition of twatty waving dates back to 1526 when king Henry the 8^th famously proclaimed “this is how thine riches shall be wasted” before decapitating all his wives with a red suitcase.

Since then the suitcase has been used to spend money we don’t have and to win the Falklands war by flying an F16 fighter pilot into the Argentinian president’s face.

The suitcase was pleased with yesterday’s events.

“I don’t understand what is going on because I am a suitcase. Ask twat man. He’s got load of bollocks ideas about money”.