Shinty report – Olly Murs vs Skye Camanachd

Skye Camanachd managed to rack up a valuable 2 points last week with a decisive victory over popstar Olly Murs at Bught Park.

Murs having turned up a day early for his concert was simply outclassed by the boys from Portree who took full advantage of him being terrified, alone and having no idea what shinty is.

Donald MacLeod put one past the crying popstar in under a minute. Murs will surely be regretting putting out only one player with no caman against a solid Marine Harvest Premier side.

Murs kept very little possession in the four minutes he remained conscious and will be disappointed not to have pulled one back before half time.

Inverness has a history of popstars accidently rising to sporting fame after Elton John mistakenly became Caledonian Thistles’ top scorer in 2007/2008 Scottish championship with one goal.