School Nativity Review: “Your child was brilliant, the rest were terrible.”

Reviews have confirmed that your child’s powerful and groundbreaking performance of “Inn Keeper 3” in the school nativity was brilliant.

Sadly all other children were sh*t.

Courtney got some round of applause but she was a total hack. Her performance had no depth. She is nearly 7. SAD.

Everyone thought it was cute when little Ryan took a stumble and waved to his granny but lets call it what it was…f*cking unprofessional.

“It is clear that only your child was working hard enough” said the Head Teacher.  “They deserve a medal and maybe a pony.”