Roast Chicken with Black Pudding up it’s Arse wins Bakeoff

This year’s Great British Bakeoff has been won by Uist man Donnie MacLeod who successfully stuffed an entire Stornoway Black Pudding up a chicken’s arse, to the delight of the nation.

To spite the competition being only 3 weeks in,  a speechless Mary Berry has called off proceedings early in tribute to Donnie’s genius  and liberal use of butter as a lubricant.

Donnie was denied a place on this year’s programme as he thought Googling “I wan’t to go on the baking show” counted as a legitimate application, however he triumphed after his winning bake was sent in via recorded delivery from Daliburgh Post Office.

“Donnie made a bold choice in serving us a cold chicken with a cooked but unwrapped family sized marag wedged into it’s anus, but his genius has shone through” said a visibly shaking Mary Berry.

“Bread week will never be the same again”.