
2015 Uist Poetry Competition “worst for years”
Outrage was expressed by many at the lack of poetic potential in the Uists this year,
9/12/2015
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Joiner invents D.I.W.I.N.E
Joiner extraordinaire and committed drinker Alex MacBeth from Inverness believes he has found a solution to
20/11/2015
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Storm Abigail upgraded to “normal Hebridean weather”
Frantic preparations are beginning on the mainland after the MET office upgraded their warning for storm
11/11/2015
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Alistair Carmichael ‘Still a Prick’
The recent appearance of Alistair Carmichael in court has sparked allegations that he is “at
10/11/2015
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Three day bender ends in council by-election
Controversy has erupted at once again at the Highland Council after a three day
28/10/2015
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Bacon Causes Cancer but Booze and Fags still fine
The Highlands and Islands of Scotland are today breathing a collective sigh of relief after
26/10/2015
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Grey Squirrels: “Bring it on”
Grey Squirrels across Scotland have responded defiantly to 18 years of us trying to murder them.
26/10/2015
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Crofting just Shit Farming
Breaking research has discovered that Crofting is simply farming but shit. Crofting incorporates all the negatives
25/10/2015
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Dìreach 334 latha chun a’ Mhòid!
Tha saoghal na Gàidhlig air fad air a bhioran leis nach eil ach 334 latha
21/10/2015
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Bearded Pensioner causing unidentified Ruckus
Reports have emerged that an unidentified man is causing an as yet undisclosed ruckus somewhere south of
14/9/2015
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