2015 Uist Poetry Competition “worst for years”

Outrage was expressed by many at the lack of poetic potential in the Uists this year,

Joiner invents D.I.W.I.N.E

Joiner extraordinaire and committed drinker Alex MacBeth from Inverness believes he has found a solution to

Storm Abigail upgraded to “normal Hebridean weather”

Frantic preparations are beginning on the mainland after the MET office upgraded their warning for storm

Alistair Carmichael ‘Still a Prick’

  The recent appearance of Alistair Carmichael in court has sparked allegations that he is “at

Three day bender ends in council by-election

    Controversy has erupted at once again at the Highland Council after a three day

Bacon Causes Cancer but Booze and Fags still fine

  The Highlands and Islands of Scotland are today breathing a collective sigh of relief  after

Grey Squirrels: “Bring it on”

Grey Squirrels across Scotland have responded defiantly to 18 years of us trying to murder them.

Crofting just Shit Farming

Breaking research has discovered that Crofting is simply farming but shit. Crofting incorporates all the negatives

Dìreach 334 latha chun a’ Mhòid!

  Tha saoghal na Gàidhlig air fad air a bhioran leis nach eil ach 334 latha

Bearded Pensioner causing unidentified Ruckus

Reports have emerged that an unidentified man is causing an as yet undisclosed ruckus somewhere south of