Man spends first day back at work showing off fancy new double chin

Steven MacKay from Alness swanned into the office this morning sporting a fancy new double chin that he got for Christmas.

Santa has clearly been very good to Mr. MacKay who has promised to feed and water his chin every day, but never ever to take it for a walk.

Reports suggest that Steven has avoided doing any work at all, instead spending the day lording his new double chin over his colleagues and slamming fistfuls of unwrapped Quality Street into his face.

“Haha Dave from marketing is so jealous” laughed Mr MacKay. “Poor bastard only got a PS4 , a puppy  and a canvas of his wife and children”.

“I pity him” wobbled Mr. MacKay.