Kanye West Announces 6 Month Tour of Mull

Global rap sensation Kanye West has this week announced a six month tour of the Isle of Mull.

The tour will begin with a concert to between 60,000 and 70,000 fans in a yet to be disclosed pub in Tobermory followed by 5 months of “freestyle crofting”.

The tour will conclude with Kanye performing from the bow of the ferry, before parting the sea and strolling to Oban like a boss.

Kanye is said to be disillusioned with the industry following 6 successive platinum albums and is looking to get back to rap’s gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.

Local accordion player “Bob the box” is sceptical of West’s chances on the Island however:

“I am not entirely sure what a Kanye West is but I bet it can’t play the box!”