Hot Young Crofter raises £38,000 on OnlyFanks.com

Hot young thing Dòmhnall MacLeod (56) has raised a small fortune on internet web area OnlyFanks.com.
“OnlyFanks is a great place to raise money through community fundraising, advertising your crops and posting photos of your cock and balls” said Dòmhnall.
“Here is a photo of my tractor. Here is a photo of the fank.”
“Here is a photo of me doing unspeakable things to Calum Iain”.
“That’s one for the fank-bank if ever I saw one” yelped Maeve 96 from Bornis.
“Show me a peat stack or your bare arse” she added.
Church leaders have been quick to condemn:
“Dòmhnall’s balls belong on the church pews and not on FankyFanks.org.”