Highland Man accidently attends entire Edinburgh Fringe

A Highland Man in being treated in hospital after accidentally attending every show at the Edinburgh fringe in only 27 hours.

It is believed that the man known locally as “Donald” was due to visit family in Edinburgh but did not know he was allowed to politely decline invitations to attend shows, gigs or competitive eating demonstrations.”

It is believed that Donald survived the ordeal by rationing his hip flask and eating his Harris tweed jacket.

“I’m not one for turning down an invitation, or a dram for that matter!” laughed Donald before collapsing.