Doctors warn that Cranberry Sauce alone will not stave off Scurvy

The Highland’s top medical minds have issued a stark warning this week – that cranberry sauce alone will not quite be enough to stave off scurvy.

“Alright, hows it?” said the Highlands chief physician.

“Try and make sure you have a couple of roasters – tatties not mad bastards – to make sure you get enough bitumen D”.

“Maybe consider supplementing your diet…with some Strongbow Dark Fruits.”

“At the very least you should make sure to have a couple of slices of fruit pudding each day, but be careful not to omit anything else fried.”

Current medical advice should you contract scurvy is that you should eat a feckin tomato or something or man up and power through like yer Da would.