Disney launch gritty Dòtaman remake

Disney have launched a gritty reboot of the Gaelic cult classic – Dòtaman, to drive subscriptions to their new streaming service, Disney+.

Dòtaman: einsean mo dhòchais, portrays a troubled genius, tormented by puppets and obsessed by hats.

The young Dòtaman will be played by a shirtless Ryan Gosling. Old Dòtaman will be played by a shirtless Ryan Gosling and some CGI.

Dòtaman’s parrots Nelson and Napoleon will be played by Vin Diesel and Christian Bale.

Oighrig the Elephant is to be played by Scarlett Johannson, who reportedly pipped Natalie Portman to the role.

Radiohead’s interpretation of a Dòtman classic – “Gun tractar, gun bhan” provides the theme tune and topped this weeks charts.

Dòtman: Einsean mo Dhòchais will be premiered in Stornoway’s an Lanntair as soon as people are allowed outside again.

The much awaited release of Donnie Murdo: Infinity war has been delayed till August.