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Trident Replacement costs DOUBLE thanks to Gaelic signs MAD-ness
The cost of the UK’s replacement nuclear deterrent has SOARED thanks to the need to have
16/3/2018
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Entire KFC supply chain diverted to your Nan
Reports have emerged that all of KFC’s supply chain has been diverted to your Nan because
20/2/2018
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BEAR Scotland invent portal to China
Residents are rejoicing in the village of Connel after BEAR Scotland opened up the Western Hemisphere’s
3/2/2018
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Tory Minister to Russians: Back off, we’ve got this.
UK Defence Minister Gavin Williamson has said that Russia is planning attacks on Britain which might
26/1/2018
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Local woman is totally not against Gaelic but…
A local woman has gone on a Facebook rant regarding the opening of the new Portree
25/1/2018
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Aviemore Polar Bears: “This is more f*cking like it!”
The recent spate of cold weather has brought tears of joy to Kincraig Wildlife Park’s 3
19/1/2018
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Police Scotland on Dunvegan station closure “We pretty much only use the Police Station to take a dump.”
A war of words has broken out between Police Scotland and Dunvegan Community Council over the
18/1/2018
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Riot Police break up last Christmas Monopoly game
Armoured policemen have entered the home of Colin Macpherson, Inverness to put an end to a
7/1/2018
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Norway politely turns down gift of Caithness
The king of Norway has once again politely but firmly turned down the gift of Caithness.
6/1/2018
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Inverness Man not sure which New Year’s Resolution he broke first last night
Having decided to give up alcohol, dairy products, gluten and his ex girlfriend Siobhan in 2018,
6/1/2018
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