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Nigel Farage Ascends to Twathood
Nigel Farage has transcended the mortal realm after resigning his leadership of the United Kingdom Independance
8/5/2015
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Ed Milliband Inflicts crushing Defeat on Ed Milliband
Ed Milliband is celebrating after inflicting a crushing defeat on himself. “We really showed those pricks”
8/5/2015
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SNP Agree 3 Week Moratorium on Sacking Carlisle
In an effort to reach out to the wider U.K the S.N.P has declared its intention
7/5/2015
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Ed Balls Promises even sexier Name
Ed Balls has made a last minute plea to sexually frustrated undecided voters: “I will change
7/5/2015
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Mystery Booths Confuse Nation
Mystery booths have propped up around the country spreading fear and terror in their wake. The
7/5/2015
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Cameron to Offer Rings of Power to Election Rivals
David Cameron has today announced his intention to provide his main electorial rivals with rings of
6/5/2015
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Ed Milliband Rules out Dealing with Ed Milliband
Ed Milliband has in a controversial move, ruled out doing any sort of post-electoral deal with
1/5/2015
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Staring at Foreigners ok in Eilean Siar
New guidelines published by the Scottish Government have reaffirmed that staring at foreigners is not ok
1/5/2015
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Box of Corn flakes ‘from the 1820’s’ Found on Shelf of Lewis post office
Box of Corn flakes ‘from the 1820’s’ found on shelf of small Lewis post office An
1/5/2015
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Nicola Sturgeon Delivers Sermon on the Mound
Nicola Sturgeon has delivered a sermon-like speech at the Mound in Edinburgh to a crowd of
30/4/2015
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