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Nigel Farage Ascends to Twathood

Nigel Farage has transcended the mortal realm after resigning his leadership of the United Kingdom Independance

Ed Milliband Inflicts crushing Defeat on Ed Milliband

Ed Milliband is celebrating after inflicting a crushing defeat on himself. “We really showed those pricks”

SNP Agree 3 Week Moratorium on Sacking Carlisle

In an effort to reach out to the wider U.K  the S.N.P  has declared its intention

Ed Balls Promises even sexier Name

Ed Balls has made a last minute plea to sexually frustrated undecided voters: “I will change

Mystery Booths Confuse Nation

Mystery booths have propped up around the country spreading fear and terror in their wake. The

Cameron to Offer Rings of Power to Election Rivals

David Cameron has today announced his intention to provide his main electorial rivals with rings of

Ed Milliband Rules out Dealing with Ed Milliband

Ed Milliband has in a controversial move, ruled out doing any sort of post-electoral deal with

Staring at Foreigners ok in Eilean Siar

New guidelines published by the Scottish Government have reaffirmed that staring at foreigners is not ok

Box of Corn flakes ‘from the 1820’s’ Found on Shelf of Lewis post office

Box of Corn flakes ‘from the 1820’s’ found on shelf of small Lewis post office An

Nicola Sturgeon Delivers Sermon on the Mound

Nicola Sturgeon has delivered a sermon-like speech at the Mound in Edinburgh to a crowd of