Trump can’t stop calling Putin “Dad”

Donald Trump – the worlds most presidential cheeseburger lookalike-  has made a bold opening gambit with president Putin by calling him “Dad” twice in one sentence.

“Dad, we will not back down on Ukraine, Dad.”

A true power move from a true power man.

Donald Trumps advisers appeared distraught:

“All we have been coaching him on is not calling Putin Dad, boss or Pootey. There was no plan B”.

“We are probably going to end up giving this guy Alaska or declaring war on Lithuania. That right now is our best case scenario.”

Proceeding were brought to a halt after the man trying to translate Donald Trump’s broken English into Russian suffered a stress induced heart attack.