“Trail West headbands are perfect for our weekend bondage session” says Sally and Jeff from Coll

Fans of ever popular and exponentially growing Tiree-South Uist Teuchy Beat Combo, Trail West, have found a surprising use for their latest merchandise wheeze – light S&M.

The Trail West headbands have become a popular sight at the festivals and Park Bar Thursdays that Ian, Seonaidh and the boys have frequented, with their inebriated hordes of fans, who are named in tribute to Hollywood Hulk Hogan as Trailwestamaniacs, wearing them round their head.

However, after attending a few gigs in various village halls and getting their hands on some of the bands, some maturer members of the West Coast BDSM set have found that they provide just the optimum balance of restraint versus comfort that one looks for in a hogtie.

Sally Rose-Ingledell, 58, from Coll said “For folk at our age, oh they are just perfect, they give you a good hold, but don’t break the skin and are easily removable with a blunt knife. Don’t want to risk a cut. We’re into chills and thrills but nothing with blood. No Knife play. Not my scene. That’s more a Small Isles/Knoydart kink.”

Sally’s life partner Jeff said “I found it awfully hard, if you’ll forgive the double entendre, to locate a good pair of handcuffs on an island with no policeman, so getting a box load of these headbands has been a godsend. We call them South Australias on the scene. ”

In closing Jeff also touched upon the resale value that canny young teuchters are getting from selling on their used headbands from gigs. “I’d better go, we have our friends Jill and Tom round, and we’re half way through some intricate kinbaku with a set of South Ozzies that we bought off the dark web that were worn at the Ironworks gig.”