The Mòdfather “to make them an òran they can’t refuse”

The Mòdfather forcing everyone to sing his favourite songs at gunpoint

Martino Mackaskillizeli, the Mòdfather, has put forward a suggestion for the prescribed song in the 2016 Mòd choir competition.

The song, “a h-uile càil a tha mi a’ dèanamh, tha mi ga dhèanamh air do shon” by the 1990’s pop star Robin Hood-Adams, has been accepted by the Mòd board.

However, reports indicate that if they’d refused it, the Mòdfather would have probably convinced them to accept it anyway through a combination of black(pudding)mail, trench-coat-wearing-hitmen, and haggis pizzas (stuffed crust) with life threatening levels of delicious cholesterol.

The Mòd board made a statement earlier saying “we look forward to hearing this song performed by the choirs next year. And we also look forward to seeing our families alive this evening.”