Teachers praised for grammatically correct protest signs

30,000 teachers have descended upon Glasgow to fight for equal pay and show off their fancy spelling that they themselves lernd in skewl.

“I saw a teacher from East Ayrshire use a semicolon and parenthesis in the same sentence – give them 10%!” said one amazed bystander.

Not all reaction has been positive however:

“Campaigning for 10% is selfish. We should all be equally skint and miserable” said one angry tumshie person.

“I don’t know what they are complaining about. I worked a 70 hour week yesterday and I feel great.”

”Also they are in my way. I am trying to get to Greggs for a steakbake.”