Outlaw King Criticised for Ommision of Fat B*stard

Netflix’s latest blockbuster has come under fire for omitting key figures from Scottish History – such as Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

“You would think with a blockbuster budget they could have spared some dosh to get Mike Myers in to do a wee Fat Bastard scene” said one critic.

“His omission is glaring. Let’s hope viewers at home can look past this – maybe filling in some of Fat Bastard’s beloved catchephrases themselves as they watch.”

Outlaw King is set in 14th century Scotland – 700 years before Gaelic was brought to Scotland by three lads on a stag weekend from Donegal.