Norway politely turns down gift of Caithness

The king of Norway has once again politely but firmly turned down the gift of Caithness.

“No no, we simply cannot accept” bumbled Harald V of Norway nervously.

“You offer this every year but honestly just a card or maybe a Facebook message would be more than enough”.

“We put Orkney and Shetland on our Amazon wish list but still we get this shit again from Scotland. How do you say? This is not ze baws?”.

Scotland has denied trying to get rid of Caithness since the year 1356.

“Why would we want rid of Caithness? With it’s scenic Wetherspoons and biting wind.”

“It’s lovely. Very Norwegian”.

“We absolutely did put Invergordon on Ebay though. Please fucking buy it.”