Mystery Booths Confuse Nation


Mystery booths have propped up around the country spreading fear and terror in their wake.

The booths seem to be heavily concentrated in town halls and primary schools and have so far failed to issue any demands.

“As invaders go, they seem ok to be honest” says Tamara Answorth in Kent. “But there is something deeply unsettling about all of the people lining up to pledge allegiance to them.”

“Where have they taken the children?” screamed a poorly informed janitor at Bishop Eden Primary in Inverness.

Although the boothlike creatures seemed to be confined to Britain and Northern Ireland, the French parliament voted to surrender pre-emptively to their new wooden overlords early this morning.