Harris Tweed releases line of uncomfortable Lingerie.

Harris Tweed Ltd are looking to capitalise on strong growth by releasing a line of “sexy but incredibly chafing” lingerie.

“When people think of Harris the first thing they think of is hot passionate lovemaking” says Harris Tweed chief executive Moira Stuart.

“If you can buy a Harris Tweed waistcoat for your dog then you should be able to buy a Harris Tweed sock for your junk.”

The lingerie will come with instructions to wash it at 40c and not to wear it on the Sabbath.