Gaelic on Blue British Passport to read “Help us, we had nothing to do with this”.

Crowds of revelers have been celebrating the return of the blue British passport – something that could have been achieved with a bit of patience and a Sharpie rather than leaving the EU.

The Gaelic text is to read:

“Cuidich sinn, cha robh gnothach againne ris an seo” – Help us, we had nothing to do with this.

This will appear before the Welsh text which will read:  “I am so sorry, we did not think any aspect of this through”.

“I can’t wait to wave my blue passport around triumphantly while taking back control of a 9 hour long queue in Malaga airport” said one glorious patriotic bastard.