Your Friend from Inverness is Mexican now

Your pal Donald MacPherson is cashing in on his entirely made up Mexican heritage.

Donald’s tenuous claim stems from being slightly delayed returning from a two week holiday in Cancun and  the fact that his Grandfather at one point sported a moustache.

Donald has rechristened himself “Donaldez Garcia de Paula MacPhersonales”.

“Here bud, I’m a f*cking Mexican like”.

“Mexican as f*ck by the way! Ola!”

“Viva los Mexicans!”

“This would be racist if he wasn’t so drastically ill-informed” said the President of Mexico’s footballing association.

Donald MacPherson is following a trail blazed by Kevin Peterson of Dingwall who attained Portugese citizenship after eating at Nando’s two nights in a row.