Entire KFC supply chain diverted to your Nan

Reports have emerged that all of KFC’s supply chain has been diverted to your Nan because she is making Chicken and Rice soup.

“This’ll warm you up “smiled your Nan while stuffing 8 cubic tonnes of chicken thighs into a pot the size of a Ford Fiesta.

“I know how much you love soup so I cooked every chicken in Europe.”

“There is no more salt left. Anywhere. ON EARTH” she chortled.

KFC have been quick to deny any link between the recent chicken shortage and a complete absence of Guinea Pigs in Pets at Home.

“We at KFG have never been so insulted.”