Delighted Ginger to marry a Normal

Gingers up and down the country have popped open an Irn Bru, a Crabbies or whatever the hell it is they drink, to toast one of their own becoming engaged to a human.

Gingers are a protected species throughout Scotland and Ireland although they are often discriminated against for their fiery temper, their lack of a tan and their resemblance to Garfield.

The Daily Gael caught up with Prince Harry who is fourth in line for the throne and famously both unattractive and ginger and he offered this advice to his people:

“If you want to bag a normal you should get loads of money and wear lots of hats”.