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God on Old Firm game – “I let Celtic win to punish Sabbath breaking Protestants.”

The Lord God Almighty has stated in the wake of Celtic’s 4-0 thumping of Rangers in

Shinty players excitedly awaiting list of postponed games and walkovers

Shinty players from all across the Highlands and Aberdour (really? Amazing what Wikipedia tells you) are

Englishman’s delight at actual Englishman being good at tennis

With Yorkshireman Kyle Edmund roaring into the Australian Open semi-finals, Thomas Johnson-Green of Chesham showed his

Tweedw*nkers return to kill Grouse

Tweed clad poshwombles are returning to the Highlands to do battle with their ancient nemesis –

Shinty report – Olly Murs vs Skye Camanachd

Skye Camanachd managed to rack up a valuable 2 points last week with a decisive victory

Barra FC drawn against Barcelona and Man City in UEFA Champions League.

In an effort to generate some press that doesn’t involve corruption scandals or prostitutes UEFA has

Gaelic Bashing: The fun new sport for twats

A new sporting craze is spreading like wildfire amongst the nations twats. Gaelic Bashing is a

Europa League “Pointless” after Inverness Qualify

The Europa league has been declared “a meaningless cruel joke” after Inverness Caledonian Thistle qualified for

Shock Result as Sheep Wins Sheep Dog Trial

Onlookers were stunned at the National Sheepdog Trials as a young tup defied all odds to

Shock Comeback as Ross County Switch to Shinty

Ross County FC have staged a hilarious comeback over Motherwell by switching to shinty at half-time.