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God Forgives Sunday Ferry

God released a statement on Saturday night officially releasing Caledonian MacBrayne Ltd. from their forthcoming date

Elastic Band Wins National Mòd

  An elastic band has won the Royal National Mòd amid concerns that the competitions are

Snoop Dogg to Present Top Gear

L.A Rapper Snoop Dogg looks set to take up the newly vacant presenting post at Top

Shock Comeback as Ross County Switch to Shinty

Ross County FC have staged a hilarious comeback over Motherwell by switching to shinty at half-time.

Highland Lib Dems to Begin 8-Month Victory Toast

Lib Dem candidates across the Highland region are due to begin their 8-month victory toast in

“Where the fuck did all the trees go?” says Leading Academic

Leading American environmental scientist Jacob Williamson has expressed some concern as to the health of Scotland’s

Skye Granny Declares War on Asda

  An old woman from Skye has declared war on Asda because the colour scheme is

‘Not Gaelic’ Book Receives Rave Reviews

A new book written by the famous Gaelic scholar Padraig Mhic Phadraig Nic Bhobby Mhic Mac-sohn-son,

Smiling Twat Waves Suitcase at Friends

A smiling twat has waved a suitcase outside of some houses in London unveiling a budget

Democracy ‘holidays in Spain’

  Democracy has this year chosen Spain as its preferred location for its annual holiday from