Bearded Pensioner causing unidentified Ruckus


Reports have emerged that an unidentified man is causing an as yet undisclosed ruckus somewhere south of Invergarry.

“Many things appear to be happening” said one prominent  Highland political correspondent. “However it is hard to tell as we are very far away”.

It honestly could be anything however using our telescope we managed to catch a good glimpse of Tony Blair crying like a wee jessie which is as always a great sign for development in the area.

“Either way I would like to wish bearded man the best of luck in the possibly brilliant but probably terrible future”.

Having a flatcap is likely to be a huge boost for bearded man’s popularity in rural highland communities as long as he isn’t wearing it ironically or Bono.