Aviemore Polar Bears: “This is more f*cking like it!”

The recent spate of cold weather has brought tears of joy to Kincraig Wildlife Park’s 3 resident polar bears.

“I have never really felt at home here, but now I am thinking of taking out a 6 month lease on a flat in Kingussie” said Walker the bear.

“I have two ambitions in life: to play shinty at the highest level and to murder thousands of seals on the pack ice on Loch Morlich. Those dreams are now one step closer.”

“The man who feeds me fell over, hahaha he was badly injured.”

“Freezing yer baws off is the nuts!”