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Nigel Farage Ascends to Twathood

Nigel Farage has transcended the mortal realm after resigning his leadership of the United Kingdom Independance

Seòrsa Buidhe ùr aig Muinntir na Gàidhealtachd

  Tha muinntir na Gàidhealtachd air diofar seòrsa de bhuidhe a thaghadh airson na Gàidhealtachd san

Ed Milliband Inflicts crushing Defeat on Ed Milliband

Ed Milliband is celebrating after inflicting a crushing defeat on himself. “We really showed those pricks”

SNP Agree 3 Week Moratorium on Sacking Carlisle

In an effort to reach out to the wider U.K  the S.N.P  has declared its intention

Ed Balls Promises even sexier Name

Ed Balls has made a last minute plea to sexually frustrated undecided voters: “I will change

Pledge ùr èiginneach aig Nick Clegg

Tha Nick Clegg a-nis a’ gealltainn aig a’ mhionaid mu dheireadh gun cuir e às dhan a’ h-uile

Mystery Booths Confuse Nation

Mystery booths have propped up around the country spreading fear and terror in their wake. The

Niseag na falach às dèidh Connspaid Cocaine

  Tha uilebheist Loch Nis an dùil a bhith na falach airson ùine mhòr as dèidh

Cameron to Offer Rings of Power to Election Rivals

David Cameron has today announced his intention to provide his main electorial rivals with rings of

Teaghlach rìoghail a’ Cur Fàilte air Baby Donnchadh

Tha an Diùc agus Ban-diùc Chambridge air ainm a thaghadh airson an nighinn aca is i